Chetan Bhagat



Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course,
they have to know you are ignoring them,
for otherwise they may not even know you exist.


Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl?
It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it.
It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it


How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?


From biscuit to brides,
if there is anything their children really want,
parents have a problem.







Love? I need a lot of love."
Of course you do. Everyone does. It's funny that we never say it. It's OK to scream, 'I'm starving' in public if you are hungry; it's OK to make a fuss and say, 'I'm so sleepy', if you are tired; but somehow we cannot say, 'I need some more love.' Why can't we say it? It's just as basic a need.